Friday, January 24, 2014

Funny Shayari

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Funny Shayari


 



Sitaro me aap,

Hawao me aap,

Fizao me aap,

Baharo me aap,

Dhop me aap,

Chaaon me aap,

Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota…



Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..

Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..

Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..

Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..



Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,

Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,

Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,

Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…



Jindagi behaal hai,

Sur hai naa taal hai,

Msgbox bhi kangal hai,

kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,

yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,

mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…



Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge

Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge

Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle

Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge…



Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,

Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,

Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ……,

Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…



Har taraf padhai ka saya hai

Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai

Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne

Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…



Na ishq kar mare yaar

yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,

na karna in par aitbaar

yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,

recharge tum karwa ke dete ho

aur number mera lagati hai …



Arz Hai…

Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti

Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…



Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho

Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho

Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan

Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! :)



Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,

Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,

Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,

Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho…





Funny Shayari

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