पति-पत्नी के जगडे में पत्नी कुछ बढ-चढकर बोल गई |
पति ने अपना अधिकार जताते हुए कहा – मैं कहता हूं , अपने शब्द वापस ले लो |
पत्नी बोली – नहीं लेती |
पति ने फिर गुस्से में कहा – आखिरी बार कहता हूं अपने शब्द वापस ले लो , मैं तुम्हें पांच मिनट का समय देता हूं |
पत्नी ने शांत भाव से पूछा – और अगर पांच मिनट के अंदर अपने शब्द वापस न लिए तो ?
पति ने कहा- अच्छा , तो तुम्हें कितना समय चाहिए ?
Tu agar jo fine hai toh main bhi yaar fine hun,
Tera status update padhke maine dekha,
Ye line to teri nahi, toh kidhar se tu chepa,
Teri friendlist toh mere se bhi lambi hai,
Kabse teri first language angrejji hai?
Arre mere chat ka reply ab tak diya nahi
Kispe laga pada hai, tu aaj bhi suddhra nahi,
Fir bhi meine like kiya tere comment pe,
Mere comment ka bhi samajh, sentiment re,
Tu online hai, main bhi online hun,
Coincidence nahi re main, mobile pe all the time hun,
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, ping to kar zara tu,
Friendship request bheji thi pichhle month ko,
Ab jake accept kiya, tum na bade jhand ho,
School college mein toh, you were such a Champu,
Facebook twitter mein popular kaise ban gaya tu,
Mutual friends hai itne par kisi ko, I don’t know,
Tune liya naya haircut, please show show show
Photoshop kiya hua maine tera DP dekha,
Apni bhaddi profile ko tune kya mast lipa pota,
Tu online, main bhi online, kahan bhagega beta
Mere bhi facebook mein, photos kitne gande hai,
Chubby chubby si lag rahi hun, gaalon mein jaise ande hai
Naye pic mein tum bhi kya smile de rahe ho,
Kya gam hai jo itna chhupa rahe ho,
FB ka ye settings kahan se change karun,
Faltu ke notifications kaise band karun,
Tere timeline pe, mere timeline pe,
Dekh ye naya hai koun, maar raha hai line be,
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, chat vat toh kar le re,
Sabka chakkar chalu hai ab tera kounsa on hai,
Aaj bhi sukhe halat mein hai, ya intupintu toing hai,
Pata hai kya , pata hai pata hai,
Chiki aur chandapulam ka break up hua hai,
Gandu apne baap ki gadi thok aaya hai,
Jaanu ki jaan ko heart attack aaya hai,
Credit card ka fatka aisa tagda khaaya hai,
Ramcharan ne bhi marital status chupaya hai,
Ek tere juicy affair ka news aaya hai
Arre tu online hai, main bhi online hun,
Magar teri tagging se main badi hi pareshan hun,
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, par line pe ab aa tu,
Ab dekho ye koun hai? Aaiye aaiye..
Dil kare ki tujhko main chappal uthake marun,
Chaddi buddy the hum, kya teri abhi utarun,
Tune shaddi vaddi kar li,
mujhe invite bheja nahi,
Tujhko na kiya delete,
to mera naam tejaa nahi,
Baaki group ke friends,
meri party mein aana,
All the boys,
get your girls,
and girls tum boyz patakar lana,
Longtime no C,
email bhi kara nahi,
Bhabhiji ko secrets bata dun kya main abhi,
Ab to subscribe kar,
mera video like kar,
Share kar mera ye post,
mere dost,
nahi to fod dungi computer,
Abbe tu kyun offline hai,
main ab bhi online hun,
Tune off kar li chat,
achcha kya samajha humko jhantu,
Tu bhi online,
main bhi online,
subscribe kar zara tu,
subscribe kar le free mein tu….
A leopard cub kills a baboon then discovers its baby. The leopard’s reaction is just awesome!
I think this is narrated by the fabulous actor Jeremy Irons.
A leopard cub kills a baboon then discovers its baby. The leopard’s reaction is just awesome!
I think this is narrated by the fabulous actor Jeremy Irons.
Space science or astronomy includes the study of planets, stars, suns and galaxies. The sages of the Vedic era had thought about the galaxies, constellations, sun, moon, planets and eclipses over thousands of years ago.
they made many pioneering discoveries in this field.
Many scholars believe that the Greek and the Arabs learnt space science, mathematics, medicine, etc. from India
Mr Henry Thomas Colebrooke (1765 – 1837 CE) a British Orientalist and Director of Riyal Asiatic Society, Wrote, “Aryabhatta affirmed the diurnal revolution of the earth on its axis. He possessed the true theory of the causes of solar and lunar eclipses, and disregarded the imaginary dark planets of mythologists and astrologers, affirming the moon and primary planets [and even the stars] to be essentially dark and only illumined by the sun”.
Sir monier williams (1819-1899 CE) a Sanskrit lexicographer, said “Whatever conclusions we may arrive at as the orignal source of the first astronomical ideas current in the world, it is probable that to the hindus is due the invention of algebra and its application to astronomy and geometry.”
It is one of the greatest divine culture in the world due to the importance it gives to purity in thought, feelings, behavior and its religious traditions.
It believes that pure character and spirituality are the pillars of progress in life.
Indian Culture inspires values such as non-violence, truth, self-control and sacrifice right from birth.
It propagates that the greatness of a person does not depend upon his power, welth, beauty or age, but upon his pure character. Nachiketa, Prahlad and Shravan were children, yet they were considered to be great because of their character and faith in God.
Indian culture nurtures good feelings for everyone. It promotes universal ideas like, “The whole world is one family…. May everyone be happy and peaceful, may everyone be united”.
A prayer for purity is chanted by Hindu since centuries: “Bhadram karnehbihi, shrunuyama deva bhadram pashtemakshabhir yajatraha”. I means : “O Bhagwan! May we hear only pure words with our ears, may we see only pure things with our eyes.” – Yajur Veda
Our culture has made scientific contributions in many areas of life.
Thousands of years ago, since the time of Rig Veda, Indian culture had laid the foundations of many branches of science.
The technologies which are being considered “modern” today, were actually thought of and researched upon thousands of years ago by our great sages. To mention a few :
The landmark discoveries in these fields have spread the light of scientific knowledge throughout the world.
Archaeological excavations in India reveal that India’s culture is at least 10,000 years old. No other living culture today goes back this far. Hindus believe it is the oldest and most vibrant of all world cultures.
Indian scholars say that the Rig Veda is the oldest sacred text in the world. So, Hindus believe that their culture and religion is the oldest in the world.
World hostory notes that thousands of year ago when the people of Greece, Rome, England, other European countries and America were leading a primitive life; our ancestors were living a very dignified and an advanced life. The sun of Indian culture was shining very brightly thousands of years ago.
In spite of foregin invasions India’s culture has survived because of its inner purity, lofty wisdom, and grand religious and cultural traditions. Most importantly, the protector and nourisher of our culture is Paramatma himself.
Our eternal Hindu culture means an incredible, timeless tradition of pure thoughts, feeling, social behavior and values which elevate and benefit all.
This culture means unparalleled nobility that was born and flourished in the vast subcontinent called India.
It is also known as “Sanatan Dharma”, “Arya Culture”, “Hindu Dharma” or “Indian Culture”.
Hindu Culture is divine, as it originated from the supreme Paramatma. And through centuries, great avatars, illustrious devas, enlightened sages, sadhus and devotees have maintained, nurtured and enriched this culture and brought it to where it is today.
Indian culture is the mother of all cultures. Bharat (India) is known as “Jagadguru” (Worlds-guru) because of the many gifts it has given to the world.
It is also very rare to to be born in this culture. Our shastras say, ‘Durlabham Bharate Janma”‘.
We shall see three unique aspects of our culture :
Beti ne papa se sawal kiya ….
Papa……..
Beti bankar ayi hu ma-baap ke jivan me,
Basera hoga kal mera kisi aur ke aangan me,
kyu ye reet “RAB” ne banai hogi,
kehte hai aaj nahi to kal tu parai hogi,
dekhe janam paal-poskar jisne hame bada kiya,
aur waqt aya to unhi hatho ne hame vida kia,
toot ke bikhar jati hai humari zindagi wahi,
par us naye bandhan me pyar mile zaruri to nahi,
kyu rishta humara itna ajib hota hai,
kya bas yahi betiyo ka nasib hota hai ?
…
Papa ne jawaab diya …
Pyari bitiya,
Bahut chanchal bahut
Khushnuma si hoti hai BETIYA
Nazuk sa dil rakhti hai Masoom si hoti hai BETIYA
Baat baat par roti hai
Nadan si hoti hai BETIYA
Rehmat se bharpoor
Khuda ki nemat hai BETIYA
Ghar mehak uthta hai
Jab muskrati hai BETIYA
Ajeeb si taklif hoti hai
Jab dusre ghar jati hai BETIYA
Ghar lagta hai suna suna Kitna rula ke jati hai BETIYA
Khushi ki jhalak
Babul ki ladli hoti hai BETIYA
Ye hum nahi “RAB ” kehta hai. . .
Ke Jab main bahut khush hota hu toh janam leti hai “BETIYA”
Dedicated to all Girls!!
भ्रमर कोई कुमुदिनी पर,
मचल बैठा तो हन्गामा ।
हमारे दिल मे कोई ख्वाब,
पल बैठा तो हन्गामा ।
अभी तक डूब के सुनते थे,
सब किस्सा मोहब्ब्त का ।
मै किस्से को हकीकत मे,
बदल बैठा तो हन्गामा ।
SCHOOL
A place where Parents pay and children play
LIFE INSURANCE
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
NURSE
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..
TEAR
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.
CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
FATHER
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL
A person no different from the rest
….except that he/she got caught
BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!
POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter
DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Maybe I Don’t CRY,
But It Hurts!!!
Maybe I Won’t SAY,
But I Feel!!!
Maybe I Don’t SHOW,
But I Care!!!
C# is an object-oriented programming language. In Object-Oriented Programming methodology, a program consists of various objects that interact with each other by means of actions. The actions that an object may take are called methods. Objects of the same kind are said to have the same type or, more often, are said to be in the same class.
For example, let us consider a Rectangle object. It has attributes like length and width. Depending upon the design, it may need ways for accepting the values of these attributes, calculating area and display details.
Let us look at an implementation of a Rectangle class and discuss C# basic syntax, on the basis of our observations in it:
using System;
namespace RectangleApplication
class Rectangle
// member variables
double length;
double width;
public void Acceptdetails()
length = 4.5;
width = 3.5;
public double GetArea()
return length * width;
public void Display()
Console.WriteLine("Length: 0", length);
Console.WriteLine("Width: 0", width);
Console.WriteLine("Area: 0", GetArea());
class ExecuteRectangle
static void Main(string[] args)
Rectangle r = new Rectangle();
r.Acceptdetails();
r.Display();
Console.ReadLine();
When the above code is compiled and executed, it produces the following result:
| Length: 4.5 Width: 3.5 Area: 15.75 |
The class keyword is used for declaring a class.
Comments are used for explaining code. Compilers ignore the comment entries. The multiline comments in C# programs start with /* and terminates with the characters */ as shown below:
| /* This program demonstrates The basic syntax of C# programming Language */ |
Single-line comments are indicated by the ‘//’ symbol. For example,
| }//end class Rectangle |
Variables are attributes or data members of a class, used for storing data. In the preceding program, the Rectangle class has two member variables named length and width.
Functions are set of statements that perform a specific task. The member functions of a class are declared within the class. Our sample class Rectangle contains three member functions: AcceptDetails, GetArea and Display.
In the preceding program, the class ExecuteRectangle is used as a class, which contains the Main() method and instantiates the Rectangle class.
An identifier is a name used to identify a class, variable, function, or any other user-defined item. The basic rules for naming classes in C# are as follows:
let us look at a bare minimum C# program structure so that we can take it as a reference in upcoming articles.
C# Hello World Example
A C# program basically consists of the following parts:
Namespace declaration
A class
Class methods
Class attributes
A Main method
Statements & Expressions
Comments
Let us look at a simple code that would print the words “Hello World” :
using System;
namespace HelloWorldApplication
class HelloWorld
static void Main(string[] args)
/* my first program in C# */
Console.WriteLine("Hello World");
Console.ReadKey();
When the above code is compiled and executed, it produces the following result:
| Hello World |
Let us look at various parts of the above program:
It’s worth to note the following points:
Compile & Execute a C# Program:
If you are using Visual Studio.Net for compiling and executing C# programs, take the following steps:
You can compile a C# program by using the command-line instead of the Visual Studio IDE:
The .Net framework is a revolutionary platform that helps you to write the following types of applications:
The .Net framework applications are multi-platform applications. The framework has been designed in such a way that it can be used from any of the following languages: C#, C++, Visual Basic, Jscript, COBOL, etc. All these languages can access the framework as well as communicate with each other.
The .Net framework consists of an enormous library of codes used by the client languages like C#. Following are some of the components of the .Net framework:
Microsoft provides the following development tools for C# programming:
The last two are freely available from Microsoft official website. Using these tools, you can write all kinds of C# programs from simple command-line applications to more complex applications. You can also write C# source code files using a basic text editor, like Notepad, and compile the code into assemblies using the command-line compiler, which is again a part of the .NET Framework.
Visual C# Express and Visual Web Developer Express edition are trimmed down versions of Visual Studio and has the same look and feel. They retain most features of Visual Studio. In this tutorial, we have used Visual C# 2010 Express.
You can download it from Microsoft Visual Studio. It gets automatically installed in your machine. Please note that you need an active internet connection for installing the express edition.
Writing C# Programs on Linux or Mac OS
Although the.NET Framework runs on the Windows operating system, there are some alternative versions that work on other operating systems. Mono is an open-source version of the .NET Framework which includes a C# compiler and runs on several operating systems, including various flavors of Linux and Mac OS. Kindly check Go Mono.
The stated purpose of Mono is not only to be able to run Microsoft .NET applications cross-platform, but also to bring better development tools to Linux developers. Mono can be run on many operating systems including Android, BSD, iOS, Linux, OS X, Windows, Solaris and UNIX.
