Quotes : Communication gap in LOVE

 

She LOVEs him more

than he’ll ever know.

He LOVEs her more

than he’ll ever show.

Quotes : Communication gap in LOVE

Quotes : Meaning of Maturity

I don’t know the actual

meaning of maturity… but

for me maturity is when a

person hurts you… & you try

to understand their

situation, rather than hurting

them back

Quotes : Meaning of Maturity

Joke :सबसे ज्यादा तब फटती है

सबसे ज्यादा तब नहीं फटती है,

जब नौकरी नहीं लग रही हो

सबसे ज्यादा तब फटती है,

जब अगल बगल बैठने वाले
RESIGN

मार दें

Joke :सबसे ज्यादा तब फटती है

Joke :सबसे ज्यादा तब फटती है

सबसे ज्यादा तब नहीं फटती है,

जब नौकरी नहीं लग रही हो

सबसे ज्यादा तब फटती है,

जब अगल बगल बैठने वाले
RESIGN

मार दें

Joke :सबसे ज्यादा तब फटती है

Life Quotes: There's always a truth

There’s always a truth

behind “just kidding”, knowledge behind

“I don’t know”, emotion behind “I don’t care”

and pain behind “Its okay”

Life Quotes: There's always a truth

Quotes: Wish you were here

There are moments in life when you wish you could bring

someone back, spend the day with them just one more

time, give them one more hug, kiss them goodbye or hear

their voice again. One more chance to say “I LOVE YOU”

Quotes: Wish you were here

Life Quotes: Love yourself because at-least you are trying

Love yourself and be

proud of everything

that you do, even

your mistakes. Because even

mistakes mean you’re
trying.

 

Life Quotes: Love yourself because at-least you are trying

Life Quotes: The right person

Sometimes the right person

was there all along, but you

never saw them because the

wrong person was in the way.

Life Quotes: The right person

Life Quotes

 

Not Everyone will
appreciate what you do for them.

You have to figure out who’s worth

your kindness and who’s

just taking advantage.

Life Quotes

Lifestyle : Love and Ego

Once there was an island where all the feelings lived together.

One day there was a storm in the sea and the island was about to drown .

Every Feeling were scared but Love made a boat to escape.

All the feelings jumped in the boat except for one feeling.
Love got down to see who it was…

It was Ego!!
Love tried & tried but Ego didn’t move..

Everyone asked Love to leave Ego & come in the boat but Love was meant to Love….

It remained with Ego.

All other feelings were left alive

BUT
Love died because of Ego!!!!

Think over it…..

Lifestyle : Love and Ego

Proud to be a Hindu

A Hindu was flying from JFK New York Airport to SFO San Francisco Airport CA to attend a meeting at Monterey, CA.

An American girl was sitting on the right side, near window seat. It indeed was a long journey – it would take nearly seven hours.

He was surprised to see the young girl reading a Bible unusual of young Americans. After some time she smiled and we had few acquaintances talk. He told her that I am from India.

Then suddenly the girl asked: ‘What’s your faith?’

‘What?’ He didn’t understand the question.

‘I mean, what’s your religion? Are you a Christian? Or a Muslim?’

‘No!’ He replied, ‘He am neither Christian nor Muslim’.

Apparently she appeared shocked to listen to that. ‘Then who are you?’

“I am a Hindu”, He said.

She looked at him as if she was seeing a caged animal. She could not understand what He was talking about.

A common man in Europe or US knows about Christianity and Islam, as they are the leading religions of the world today.

But a Hindu, what?

He explained to her – I am born to a Hindu father and Hindu mother. Therefore, I am a Hindu by birth.

‘Who is your prophet?’ she asked.

‘We don’t have a prophet,’ He replied.

‘What’s your Holy Book?’

‘We don’t have a single Holy Book, but we have hundreds and thousands of philosophical and sacred scriptures,’

He replied.

‘Oh, come on at least tell me who is your God?’

‘What do you mean by that?’

‘Like we have Jesus and Muslims have Allah – don’t you have a God?’

He thought for a moment. Muslims and Christians believe one God (Male God) who created the world and takes an interest in the humans who inhabit it. Her mind is conditioned with that kind of belief.

According to her (or anybody who doesn’t know about Hinduism), a religion needs to have one Prophet, one Holy book and one God. The mind is so conditioned and rigidly narrowed down to such a notion that anything else is not acceptable. He understood her perception and concept about faith.

You can’t compare Hinduism with any of the present leading religions where you have to believe in one concept of God.

He tried to explain to her: ‘You can believe in one God and he can be a Hindu. You may believe in multiple deities and still you can be a Hindu. What’s more – you may not believe in God at all, still you can be a Hindu. An Atheist can also be a Hindu.’

This sounded very crazy to her. She couldn’t imagine a religion so unorganized, still surviving for thousands of years, even after onslaught from foreign forces.

‘I don’t understand but it seems very interesting. Are you religious?’

What can He tell to this American girl?

He said: ‘I do not go to Temple regularly. I do not make any regular rituals. I have learned some of the rituals in my younger days. I still enjoy doing it sometimes’.

‘Enjoy? Are you not afraid of God?’

‘God is a friend. No- I am not afraid of God. Nobody has made any compulsions on me to perform these rituals regularly.’

She thought for a while and then asked: ‘Have you ever thought of converting to any other religion?’

‘Why should I? Even if I challenge some of the rituals and faith in Hinduism, nobody can convert me from Hinduism. Because, being a Hindu allows me to think independently and objectively, without conditioning. I remain as a Hindu never by force, but choice.’ He told her that Hinduism is not a religion, but a set of beliefs and practices. It is not a religion like Christianity or Islam because it is not founded by any one person or does not have an organized controlling body like the Church or the Order, I added. There is no institution or authority..

‘So, you don’t believe in God?’ she wanted everything in black and white.

‘I didn’t say that. I do not discard the divine reality. Our scripture, or Sruthis or Smrithis – Vedas and Upanishads or the Gita – say God might be there or he might not be there. But we pray to that supreme abstract authority (Para Brahma) that is the creator of this universe.’

‘Why can’t you believe in one personal God?’

‘We have a concept – abstract – not a personal god. The concept or notion of a personal God, hiding behind the clouds of secrecy, telling us irrational stories through few men whom he sends as messengers, demanding us to worship him or punish us, does not make sense. I don’t think that God is as silly as an autocratic emperor who wants others to respect him or fear him.’ He told her that such notions are just fancies of less educated human imagination and fallacies, adding that generally ethnic religious practitioners in Hinduism believe in personal Gods. The entry level Hinduism has over-whelming superstitions too. The philosophical side of Hinduism negates all superstitions.

‘Good that you agree God might exist. You told that you pray. What is your prayer then?’

‘Loka Samastha Sukino Bhavantu. Om Shanti, Shanti, Shanti,’
लोका समस्ता सुखिनो भवन्तु !!! ॐ शान्तिः शान्तिः शान्तिः !!!

‘Funny,’ she laughed, ‘What does it mean?’

‘May all the beings in all the worlds be happy. Let there be Peace, Peace,and Peace every where.’

‘Hmm ..very interesting. I want to learn more about this religion. It is so democratic, broad-minded and free’ she exclaimed.

‘The fact is Hinduism is a religion of the individual, for the individual and by the individual with its roots in the Vedas and the Bhagavad-Gita. It is all about an individual approaching a personal God in an individual way according to his temperament and inner evolution – it is as simple as that.’

‘How does anybody convert to Hinduism?’

‘Nobody can convert you to Hinduism, because it is not a religion, but it is a Culture, a way of leaving life, a set of beliefs and practices. Everything is acceptable in Hinduism because there is no single Authority or Organization either to accept you or to reject you or to oppose you on behalf of Hinduism.’

He told her – if you look for meaning in life, don’t look for it in religions; don’t go from one cult to another or from one Guru to the next.

For a real seeker, He told her, the Bible itself gives guidelines when it says ‘ Kingdom of God is within you.’ I reminded her of Christ’s teaching about the love that we have for each other. That is where you can find the meaning of life.

Loving each and every creation of the God is absolute and real. ‘Isavasyam idam sarvam’ Isam (the God) is present (inhabits) here everywhere – nothing exists separate from the God, because God is present everywhere. Respect every living being and non-living things as God. That’s what Hinduism teaches you.

Hinduism is referred to as Sanathana Dharma, the eternal faith. It is based on the practice of Dharma, the code of life. The most important aspect of Hinduism is being truthful to oneself. Hinduism has no monopoly on ideas. It is open to all. Hindus believe in one God (not a personal one) expressed in different forms. For them, God is timeless and formless entity.

Ancestors of today’s Hindus believe in eternal truths and cosmic laws and these truths are opened to anyone who seeks them. But there is a section of Hindus who are either superstitious or turned fanatic to make this an organized religion like others. The British coin the word ‘Hindu’ and considered it as a religion.

He said: ‘Religions have become an MLM (multi-level- marketing) industry that has been trying to expand the market share by conversion. The biggest business in today’s world is Spirituality. Hinduism is no exception’

He said “I am a Hindu primarily because it professes Non-violence – ‘Ahimsa Paramo Dharma’ means – Non violence is the highest duty. I am a Hindu because it doesn’t condition my mind with any faith system.

A man/woman who changes his/her birth religion to another religion is a fake and does not value his/her morals, culture and values in life.

Hinduism is the original rather a natural yet a logical and satisfying spiritual, personal and a scientific way of leaving a life..

Proud to be a Hindu

Resource Management

It doesn’t matter how many resources you have.

If you don’t know how to use them, they will never be enough.

Resource Management

Two minute management course

Lesson One

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing?”

The eagle answered: “Sure, why not.”

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.

Management Lesson – To be sitting doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

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Lesson Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”

“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson – Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

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Lesson Three

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lessons Conclusion -

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

Two minute management course

Funny Video - Ormie the Pig

Ormie is a Pig, in every sense of the word. Pig see cookie. Pig want cookie. But they are out of reach…or are they? See Ormie’s attempts to gain the warm sweet taste that is his obsession.

Watch the short film that has film festival audiences laughing and cheering. Ormie has garnered 8 Festival Awards including Best Short Film (Savannah FF 2010, Palm Springs Int’l Shorts Fest 2010, Sprockets 2010, Seattle Int’l FF 2010) and the Audience Award (New York Int’l Children’s FF 2011).

Funny Video - Ormie the Pig

Feel the Punch - Award-Winning 3D Animation short film

 

A bouquet of awards:

The film captured several prestigious awards at prominent film festivals

- ‘Best Film Award’ – 3D Space (Animation) Awards Category at Bit Film-12 Digital Film Festival, Germany.

- Special Jury Award – Awards of Excellence, Asifa’s IAD – 2010

- Special Jury Award – Short & Documentary Film Festival of Hyderabad – 2010

- TASI Viewer’s Choice Award at Anifest India – 2010

- Best 3D Animated Short – 7th MAAC 24 FPS Animation awards, Mumbai – 2010

- ‘Best Animated movie’ – Gateway Awards – 2011, Anna University, Chennai

- ‘Special Campus Award’ – Short Film Festival of Vijayawada, April 2011

- ‘Popular Film Award’ – Mini Box Office International Film Festival, Noida – 2011

- ‘ Best Animation Film Award’ at 2nd Hyderabad Short Film Festival (HSFF) , 2011.

- International nomination for ‘Feel the punch’: Best of The World/Shorts Sessions – MONSTRA 2011 Lisbon Animated Film festival, Portugal, March 2011.

Story:

A mind-game between a beggar and a commuter waiting to board a bus takes a startling turn as the commuter realizes he is outsmarted. ‘Feel the punch’ is a rage on You Tube with its video registering over 8 lakh clicks: a testimony to the immense popularity of this high-definition 3D Animation short film crafted by interns of DNA Inc. (Dilsukhnagar Arena Incubation), an indsutry-driven training initiative aimed at grooming studio-ready CG Artists

Feel the Punch - Award-Winning 3D Animation short film

Joke: only when he's drunk

A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer.

The following exchange took place.

The man says, “What’s the problem, officer?”
Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.”
Man: “No sir, I was going 65.”
Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 80.” (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)

Officer: “I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. ”
Man: “Broken taillight? I didn’t know about a broken taillight!”
Wife: “Oh Harry, you’ve known about that taillight for weeks.” (The man gave his wife another dirty look.)

Officer: “I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.”
Man: “Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.”
Wife: “Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.”

The man turned to his wife and yelled, “SHUT YOUR MOUTH!”

The officer turned to the woman and asked, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?”

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The wife said, “No, only when he’s drunk!”

Joke: only when he's drunk

Joke : Boyfriend, Girlfriend and Petrol

Boyfriend and Girlfriend room mein khamosh baithe the…

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Gf ki soch:

1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni kar raha ??

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2- Kya ye dusri ladki k barey me soch raha hai??

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3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai ??

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4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe hain??

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5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun!

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Bf ki soch:”BC Petrol Kitna Mehanga Ho Gaya hai… phle to madam ko leke aao nw chhor ke aao….

Joke : Boyfriend, Girlfriend and Petrol

Wish you all Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

Lord Ganesha is our Mentor and Protector.

May He Enrich your life

By always giving you Great Beginnings and

Removing Obstacles from your life!

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

Wish you all Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

☑ 1) What r u doing?

Ans. : Business

Tax : PAY: PROFESSIONAL TAX!

☑ 2) What r u doing in Business?

Ans. : Selling the Goods.

Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!

☑3) From where r u getting Goods?

Ans. : From other Area/State/Abroad

Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! AND NOW LBT & LPT.

☑ 4) What r u getting in Selling Goods?

Ans. : Profit

Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

How do you distribute profit ?

Ans : By way of dividend

Tax : Pay DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX.

☑ 5) Where u Manufacturing the Goods?

Ans. : Factory

Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

☑ 6) Do u have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

☑7) Do you have Staff?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY STAFF’S PROFESSIONAL TAX!

☑ Doing business in Millions?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!

Ans : No

Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax (MAT).

☑ 9) r u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?

Ans. : Yes, for Salary.

Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

☑ 10) Where r u taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?

Ans. : Hotel

Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

☑11) r u going Out of Station for Business?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

☑12) Hav u taken or given any Service/s?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

☑ 13) How come u got such a Big Amount?

Ans. : Gift on birthday

Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!

☑ 14) Do u have any Wealth?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!

☑ 15) To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?

Ans. : Cinema or Resort

Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

☑ 16) Hav u purchased House?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

☑17) How u Travel?

Ans. : Bus

Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!

☑18) Any Additional Tax?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.’s TAX !!!

☑ 19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

☑20) Do you want growth of india.?

Ans: offcource Yes .

Pay electricity tax,water tax, education tax, & other tax ,which is used by defulter people.

☑21) INDIAN :: can i die now??

Ans :: wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX….!!!!!!

Jago indian jago….

varna yaha saans lene par bhi tax lagega

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

Quotes : Believe in GOD

Disappointments

Are just God’s way of saying

“I have got SOMETHING better”
Be Patient…
                  Have Faith…
                                       Trust God…..

Quotes : Believe in GOD