TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

☑ 1) What r u doing?

Ans. : Business

Tax : PAY: PROFESSIONAL TAX!

☑ 2) What r u doing in Business?

Ans. : Selling the Goods.

Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!

☑3) From where r u getting Goods?

Ans. : From other Area/State/Abroad

Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! AND NOW LBT & LPT.

☑ 4) What r u getting in Selling Goods?

Ans. : Profit

Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

How do you distribute profit ?

Ans : By way of dividend

Tax : Pay DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX.

☑ 5) Where u Manufacturing the Goods?

Ans. : Factory

Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

☑ 6) Do u have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

☑7) Do you have Staff?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY STAFF’S PROFESSIONAL TAX!

☑ Doing business in Millions?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!

Ans : No

Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax (MAT).

☑ 9) r u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?

Ans. : Yes, for Salary.

Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

☑ 10) Where r u taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?

Ans. : Hotel

Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

☑11) r u going Out of Station for Business?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

☑12) Hav u taken or given any Service/s?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

☑ 13) How come u got such a Big Amount?

Ans. : Gift on birthday

Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!

☑ 14) Do u have any Wealth?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!

☑ 15) To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?

Ans. : Cinema or Resort

Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

☑ 16) Hav u purchased House?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

☑17) How u Travel?

Ans. : Bus

Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!

☑18) Any Additional Tax?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.’s TAX !!!

☑ 19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

☑20) Do you want growth of india.?

Ans: offcource Yes .

Pay electricity tax,water tax, education tax, & other tax ,which is used by defulter people.

☑21) INDIAN :: can i die now??

Ans :: wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX….!!!!!!

Jago indian jago….

varna yaha saans lene par bhi tax lagega

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA